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humorous:

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

256,267 notes

michelleakin:

kentrippy:

do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.

yes.

(via you-and-me-for-tea-at-three)

368,061 notes

bangmybagel:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(Source: y2kid, via magical-zebras-pink-leopards)

671,159 notes
letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

(via magical-zebras-pink-leopards)

Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn (via partsoflove)

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bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

(Source: heteroh, via pizza)

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legalmexican:

artinwords:

collapsed:

this should be the way to observe animals, not with them locked up in cages.
this plays with ur mind

Someone would still manage to get eaten and ruin it for the rest of us


what if it pees or shits while its on top

legalmexican:

artinwords:

collapsed:

this should be the way to observe animals, not with them locked up in cages.

this plays with ur mind

Someone would still manage to get eaten and ruin it for the rest of us

what if it pees or shits while its on top

(via pizza)